You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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