some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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