That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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