I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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