is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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