Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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