Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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