Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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