Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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