This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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