Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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