you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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