i just had sex bonerless
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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