her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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