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is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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