i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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