Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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