out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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