New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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