i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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