she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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