If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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