dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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