just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
My boob is missing a layer of skin
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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