drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm like, not good at living.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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