North Korea, Best Korea!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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