You really coming over, don't trick.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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