I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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