are you still at the devil's house?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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