I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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