when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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