bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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