Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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