Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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