I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
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