You really coming over, don't trick.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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