Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
