How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize