I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.