hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon