12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times