I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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