And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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