he thought i was a dude.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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