i just had sex bonerless
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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