You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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