Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
please don't ironically join a cult
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