dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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