gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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