great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
this hospital has no fireball
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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