You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Im part way to drunk.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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