its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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