girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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