I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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