We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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