There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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