He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
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Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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