it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
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