that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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